I write the best placeholder text, and I'm the biggest developer on the web by far... While that's mock-ups and this is politics, are they really so different?

An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud. 

My text is long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my website. 

An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud.